The trouble with being a beast.

Fuck boda boda cyclists.

They are kings. My hatred for them is merely progressed envy of these rulers of the city. No one would dare admit it but these beasts run everything that moves on 2 or 4 wheels in this city. They dont abide by traffic lights or traffic cops. Fuck traffic lights. I wish i had what it takes to be a boda boda king like these mofos but i just dont have their magic. Just step out into the street and you'll know what i'm talking about.

She ruined my entire day. I never even had a crush on her or anything. Barely know her or got the chance to get to know her back then and now she's ruined my entire day? Fuck her! WHy should i care that she disapproves of how i am. She doesnt even know WHO i am, right? Fuck her.

You know what? Fuck women at large.

And not just figuratively. Be they angels or godesses, fuck em all. They're just here to ruin you. Oh be safe about it but fuck em. Cos none of them cares. No one cares, man. Some just think they do but once they realise they actually dont, you're done in, right? Fuck em. You want reality, i'm giving it to you. This is the world as it actually is.

Fuck dreams.

You know what happens when you stop dreaming? You wake up and ACTUALLY live, you sumamambitch. The world is now, life is here and now. Stop saying things like "one day i hope to be...." First off, no one gives a shit but secondly, you're wasting precious moments. Life is now; get out there and get to living . Be selfish, be rude and be ignorant because ignorance is bliss.

I was absolutely fine about it but then she had to punch holes in my mirage of an existance. Fucking witch! They're all witches, man. Yes, i like her. She's cool and her accent makes me laugh. And she's hot. No, i dont like her like that. Still have deity issues. But she's not a horrible person. She just shouldnt have come at me like that, you know, all honest and shit cos i was happy until she pointed out that i couldnt possibly be.

Swearing is cathartic.

Very much like hitting a child only legal and not cruel. Swear as much as you can and in as many languages as you can think up. Putain de merde de connerie! We are beasts, all of us so dont turn your back on these bloodsuckers or you'll lose your neck. Fuck shirts and ties. They are costumes to identify the worker bees and distinguish them from the drones that feed off of them or the emperials that rule over them. Like boda boda cyclists.

I SHOULD start drinking. And smoking. Fuck tobacco companies but i should start killing myself with all their poison because no matter how saintly you might believe you are living, we are all fucked from the on-set. Genesis chapter one. verse..... fuck verses. We were doomed right from our creation. "gods envy us because we are doomed" my ass! They dont envy shit. Next time you're on the back of a boda b just ask them. And God is just a dude. He's an alien from another planet where humans are pets so we're a fucking pet project. Why do you think we can not decisively pin point man's origin? Fuck aliens, man. They should come rescue us.

Fuck cancer.

My friend's girlfriend's mom has just been diagnosed with that shit. Fuck Delilahs, man. They're just there to fuck with you anyways. Go out there and fuck em all, just be safe about it. Be a dog, be an asshole cos life is now and it doesnt wait for nice guys. And i aint even misogynist. I'm just a heterosexual male beast. She doesnt even know me.... who is she to make a judgement call on the way i am? Fuck her.

The trouble with being a beast is it sucks to be tamed by a weaker creature especially when she doesnt know the first thing about you but reads you like a fucking open book.

And fuck her boyfriend, too.